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thickbrowsandtea:
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americaeffyeah:
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americaeffyeah:
You’re being abusive to your sexy fiance.

You can take it, dear.

Still.

It could be worse.

I honestly don’t know how you manage that…man.

Usually there’s either alcohol or bargaining involved.

How much beer would you estimate in using?

Enough to get him to say yes.
Though, I think, with Al, a better idea would be some vodka in with his lemonade or coke or whatever he drinks, to make him a bit more adventurous, you know? You don’t want him pissed or anything, though.

I don’t know about that. I’ve never really seen Alfred as much of a Vodka drinker. Maybe rum would be a well-fitted choice instead? However, I do run the risk of upsetting him, seeing as he’s hardly saying anything to me right now..

Whatever weapon works, I guess.
I just thought having it with the soda would make him down it easier.
Or you know, you could always reason with him. A swap?

Yes…just thinking of the possible consequences for doing something as ‘shady’ as that is…it’s not worth it. A swap could possibly work. There are times when he’ll smoke with me, so it’s plausible.